Pint of No Return
WARNING: Side effects may include unexpected friendships, flavour explosions, and heroic hangovers.
Date: Saturday, May 3rd
Time: 2:30 PM sharp (ish)
Launchpad: Stone Head Brewery & Tap House
(Yes, he’s got a stone face. Yes, he’s judging your beer choice already.)
You’re not just sipping beer…
You’re embarking on a malt-fueled, carbonated odyssey across 8 mystical beer realms — where barley flows like the Mekong, and legends are forged one foamy flight at a time.
Fuel up first with smokey BBQ delights and the kind of brews that make you believe in beer gods. Then we mount our noble, slightly creaky FREE shuttle bus (praise be to Giant Ibis) and roll off on a journey only the bold (and thirsty) can complete.
Your Buzz Quest:
2:30 PM – Stone Head (The beginning of all questionable decisions)
3:45 PM – The Box Office (Movies? Nah, hops.)
4:30 PM – Craft (Not your grandma’s knitting circle)
5:15 PM – Botanico (Shhh… the beer plants are listening)
6:00 PM – Embargo (Break the rules, not your glass)
6:45 PM – Sak Pub (Nothing sussy, just solid suds)
7:45 PM – Chug Lab (Experiments may cause hiccups)
8:45 PM – Noisy Chili (Hot. Loud. Perfect.)
Your mission:
Conquer the crawl. Slay the flights. Leave no pint behind.
If you survive, the After Crawl begins — a spontaneous side-quest where heroes keep drinking, dancing, and debating whether chilli belongs in beer.
So grab your crew, charge your phone, and warn your liver.
It’s not just a pub crawl — it’s beer history in the making.
