You expect that piece of junk to get me to Bangkok?
I would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas .............. YEAH LIKE FUCK!!!
Jesus, I've been desperate for a drink once or twice in my time, but that's taking it too the extreme.
No need to fuck about with fairy lights on your Christmas tree in Thailand!
The man in red must have given the reindeer the day off and decide to take a taxi instead.
Somebody had a good night last night!
Fast concrete? Not today its not!!
The good old freebie that cost you money!
Right about now it's my best fucking mate!
Right about now it's my best fucking friend after another "WORK" night out with StickboyBangkok
Looks like he has had one or two too many!
Only a cock would have a cock tattooed on themselves.