Good job it's not the real thing she would be down the nearest pawnbrokers weighting it in!
Anybody for eggs?
Her reaction when asked, "has he got a few $$$"?
There's a bar fine or two right there!
You're joking you expect that thing to get me to Bangkok!
Just popped out and bought a birthday present for Neymar.
The cool season you say? Like Fuck!!!!
That's some 6-a-side team! Wonder what their ball skills are like?
Obviously never heard of google maps! Word of advice when u get to the border bounce over it and don't come back pal!
If anybody wants me, I'm away to the beach!
Fancy a bru???